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Nineteen Ninety BOOOOOM!!!!!

Being a part-time blogger has its benefits, you can continue calling yourself a part-time blogger for the rest of your life as long as you have written at least 1 post on your blog, because that post no matter how short or insignificant did take up a part of time (WTF?!). However with top quality blogs in the market to compete with (Fouriiiis, BashXBros and Arbroath). Anyway on with my blog.

How cool were the 90's?

Now the 90's was an awesome era, it truly was. 

1. Bands had cool names like Better Than Ezra, Barenaked Ladies and Limp Bizkit. 
2. You were cooler the baggier your jeans were and the bulkier your skate shoes were. 
3. The Warehouse, where everyone gets a bargain, was having a bumper decade and expansion was rife. In Hastings alone the Warehouse occupied 5 different sites at one stage or another from midnight 31/12/1989 to midnight 31/12/1999. 
4. Mutha Fuckin' Spokey Dokeys!!!
5. The yo-yo had a resurgence in popularity in the 90's but was then slaughtered by the biggest fad to ever make its way onto the field at morning interval. The Chatter Ring! this was a bloody ripper!! 
6. Chat Rooms which then opened the door to cyber sex. You got to wank along to stories told in real time by 50 year old men pretending to be 17 year old girls, and you would write back the best sexy story you knew and they would pretend you were a 17 year old boy, which of course you were, but you never let that spoil the magic.
7. ICE TV! Petra Bagust, Nathan Rarere and Jon Bridges good work guys.

so theres 7 reasons its taken ages to write this i'm bored.

No Laughing Matter

OK this is probably the first real piece of news on News Feeds. I was alerted to this from some farming mates, 'cow abduction' is a very real thing and is costing the industry a googolplex of dollars annually. Please click the link below and watch the video and educate everyone you know.
COW ABDUCTION

F is for Flying but also FUN!!!

AIRTOONS

Here is a rather awesome site I stumbled upon. You can probably tell from the picture that it has re-interpreted the in flight safety pictures with humorous quotes. There is also an option (although currently unavailable) that lets you submit your own picture to have a personalized portrait. Anyway click the link find out for yourselves.

Buoys & Girls

I spent ages trying to think of a line cool enough to start on. I still can't think of one but thought a link to a video where a kid shoves a TV remote up his pooper in absolute anger/despair might be enough. So checkout the link in green below.


 Greatest freakout ever.